Mr Bean

Thursday, January 31, 2008 0 comments

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain
tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man
marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer,
4 better and 4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it
Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror
film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator
for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the
escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!

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Take a break ...

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HuG...hUg...HuG

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Lagi fesyen Siti

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ADAB MAKAN

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  1. Makan hanya bila terasa lapar
  2. Basuh tangan dan kuku sehingga bersih dengan air dan seboleh-bolehnya dengan sabun
  3. Sebelum makan hendaklah membaca 'Bismillah..."
  4. Makan dengan tangan sebagai ganti sudu dan garpu. Rasionalnya makan dengan tangan ialah kerana ia dapat membantu penghadaman disebabkan terdapat aliran yang dipanggil 'bio-current' yang apabila tersentuh dengan makanan , ia bertindak sebagai enzim untuk menghadamkan makanan dengan cepat di dalam perut. Ini adalah sebab mengapa makanan yang disentuh dengan tangan cepat rosak atau basi.
  5. Tinggalkan kerja-kerja otak seperti berfikiran lain-lain apabila hendak makan. Badan dan fikiran perlu girang dan tenang
  6. Seboleh-bolehnya dinding bilik makna hendaklah berwarna merah jambu kerana ini boleh mendatangkan rasa girang dan membantu pencernaan
  7. Berhenti makan sebelum kenyang. Kekenyangan yang berlebihan memudaratkan jantung, mengganggu penghadaman dan menyukarkan tidur.
  8. Berehat sekejap selepas makan dan jangan tergesa-gesa membuat sesuatu
  9. Jangan makan makanan lama. Perbanyakkan makan makannan segar. Suri rumah adalah dinasihatkan supaya menyediakan makanan yang segar, sedap,
    berbau lazat, menarik pandangan dan berlainan jenis setiap kali waktu makan.
  10. Suri rumah hendaklah bermanis muka ketika menghidang makannan, memakai pakaian yang bersih dan berwarna indah.
  11. Pastikan dapur bersih dari pembiakan kuman dan menutup makanan dari terdedah
  12. Berpegang pada prinsip 'makan untuk hidup dan beribadah, bukan hidup untuk makan'

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Cara mematikan handphone ketika solat

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Panduan menjaga anak2 supaya tak hilang

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SOME NICE STRAW-ART

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Need Glasses?

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Awesome Bowling

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skandal di bukit tempurung [18SX]

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MOBILE PHONE FIRE

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Nokia mobile with camera at Rs 4000/- a nice opportunity...worth checking

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I Love U

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I love you for that certain smile
that cheers me when I am blue
I love you for that tender kiss
that warms me through and through

I love you for your gentle hands
your understanding touch
Your eyes that always seem to say
"I love you very much"

I love you for your faith in me
your sweet and patient ways
And for the thoughtful things you do
so often without praise

I love you so for all these things
and many others too...
But most of all for all I am
and have because of you!
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Kecemasan di Kelantan

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Pada suatu hari di Hospital Kota Bharu...

Seorang lelaki berusia lingkungan 70-an sedang menunggu untuk mendapatkan rawatan. Di sebelahnya duduk seorang lelaki muda juga dengan tujuan yang sama. Lelaki muda menyapa

"Pok cik ni sakit gapo?"

"Kecing manih. Lamo doh."

Tiba-tiba kakitangan hospital kelihatan cemas dan mengusung masuk seorang pesakit yang tidak sedarkan diri. Pak cik tua tersebut bertanya orang muda di sebelahnya,

"Tu bakpo pulok?"

"Kecemase"

"Oohh ruponyo kecing mase lagi teruk dari kecing manih."

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Sun Light Morning

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Start again

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It's like working hard full year &

finding yourself at the same position where you started???

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Code Dancing Girl

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Woi! Apa Nie.. Intai-Intai!!

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salji tebal melanda tengah china

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KAWASAN Taman Larangan yang menjadi daya tarikan
pelancong diliputi salji tebal di Beijing semalam.

BEIJING – Salji tebal turun di tengah China menyebabkan 15 kematian dan perjalanan beribu-ribu penduduk yang akan menyambut Tahun Baru Cina pada 7 Februari ini terkandas, lapor agensi berita Xinhua, semalam.

Suhu dingin menyebabkan beberapa saliran paip bocor sekali gus mengakibatkan gangguan bekalan air kepada lebih ribuan penduduk.

Menurut stesen penyiaran CCTV, bekalan kuasa elektrik melaluiempangan besar Three Gorges ke Shanghai terputus akibat ais dan saljitebal.

Salji tebal itu turut memusnahkan beribu-ribu rumah dan seorang mangsa meninggal dunia kerana dihempap bumbung di sebuah stesen minyak.

Pihak media juga melaporkan sejumlah enam orang terbunuh dihempap bumbung dan sembilan lagi meninggal dunia dalam kemalangan jalan raya.

Salji turut menyebabkan beberapa lebuh raya ditutup dan penerbanganke wilayah Hubei, Henan, Shandong, Jiangsu dan Anhui terpaksadibatalkan berikutan salji tebal yang pertama kali turun dalam tempoh17 tahun.

Agensi berita Xinhua menyatakan bahawa cuaca paling buruk adalah diHubei yang menyebabkan 300,000 orang terpaksa menangguhkan perjalananpulang bagi menyambut Tahun Baru Cina. – AP

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McLove...Lazatnya

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Garfield & Friends Wallpaper

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4 Tips Kerja Tanpa Stres

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1. Meja kerja bersih
Meja kerja yang bersih daripada kertas kerja akan sangat membantu anda
untuk lebih fokus pada apa yang sedang dikerjakan. Pekerjaan akan
cepat selesai karena pandangan tidak terganggu dengan kertas
di atas meja.

2.Bekerja dengan prioritas
Yup, SEMUA pekerjaan memang penting untuk diselesaikan secepatnya.
Tapi, kita harus bisa membedakan mana yang mendesak untuk
diselesaikan, mana yang bisa sedikit ditunda. Bekerjalah dengan
prioritas! Dan beban pikiran pun akan jauh berkurang.

3. Segera ambil keputusan
Semakin cepat anda mengambil keputusan dalam menghadapi masalah,
semakin cepat pula masalah anda akan terselesaikan. And, guess what?
Anda tidak perlu lagi berlama-lama stress memikirkan masalah itu.
Bukan pekerjaan yang gampang, tapi harus dilakukan secepatnya supaya
tidak berlarut-larut. SEMANGAT!!

4. Delegasikan pekerjaan
Tidak ada orang di dunia ini yang bisa melakukan segala pekerjaan
tanpa bantuan orang lain. So, biasakan untuk mulai membagi beban kerja
dengan orang lain di tim kerja anda. Stress berkurang dan anda pun
akan punya lebih banyak waktu luang untuk aktivitas lainnya.

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Crazy Mailboxes

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Interview Tips

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1. Tell me about yourself:
The most often asked question in interviews. You need to have a short
statement prepared in your mind. Be careful that it does not sound
rehearsed. Limit it to work-related items unless instructed otherwise.
Talk about things you have done and jobs you have held that relate to
the position you are interviewing for. Start with the item farthest
back and work up to the present.


2. Why did you leave your last job?
Stay positive regardless of the circumstances. Never refer to a major
problem with management and never speak ill of supervisors, co-workers
or the organization. If you do, you will be the one looking bad. Keep
smiling and talk about leaving for a positive reason such as an
opportunity, a chance to do something special or other forward-looking
reasons.

3. What experience do you have in this field?
Speak about specifics that relate to the position you are applying for.
If you do not have specific experience, get as close as you can.

4. Do you consider yourself successful?
You should always answer yes and briefly explain why. A good
explanation is that you have set goals, and you have met some and are
on track to achieve the others.

5. What do co-workers say about you?
Be prepared with a quote or two from co-workers. Either a specific
statement or a paraphrase will work. Jill Clark, a co-worker at Smith
Company, always said I was the hardest workers she had ever known. It
is as powerful as Jill having said it at the interview herself.

6. What do you know about this organization?
This question is one reason to do some research on the organization
before the interview. Find out where they have been and where they are
going. What are the current issues and who are the major players?

7. What have you done to improve your knowledge in the last year?
Try to include improvement activities that relate to the job. A wide
variety of activities can be mentioned as positive self-improvement.
Have some good ones handy to mention.

8. Are you applying for other jobs?
Be honest but do not spend a lot of time in this area. Keep the focus
on this job and what you can do for this organization. Anything else is
a distraction.

9. Why do you want to work for this organization?
This may take some thought and certainly, should be based on the
research you have done on the organization. Sincerity is extremely
important here and will easily be sensed. Relate it to your long-term
career goals.

10. Do you know anyone who works for us?
Be aware of the policy on relatives working for the organization. This
can affect your answer even though they asked about friends not
relatives. Be careful to mention a friend only if they are well thought
of.

11. What kind of salary do you need?
A loaded question. A nasty little game that you will probably lose if
you answer first. So, do not answer it. Instead, say something like,
That’s a tough question. Can you tell me the range for this position?
In most cases, the interviewer, taken off guard, will tell you. If not,
say that it can depend on the details of the job. Then give a wide
range.

12. Are you a team player?
You are, of course, a team player. Be sure to have examples ready.
Specifics that show you often perform for the good of the team rather
than for yourself are good evidence of your team attitude. Do not brag,
just say it in a matter-of-fact tone. This is a key point.

13. How long would you expect to work for us if hired?
Specifics here are not good. Something like this should work: I’d like
it to be a long time. Or As long as we both feel I’m doing a good job.

14. Have you ever had to fire anyone? How did you feel about that?
This is serious. Do not make light of it or in any way seem like you
like to fire people. At the same time, you will do it when it is the
right thing to do. When it comes to the organization versus the
individual who has created a harmful situation, you will protect the
organization. Remember firing is not the same as layoff or reduction in
force.

15. What is your philosophy towards work?
The interviewer is not looking for a long or flowery dissertation here.
Do you have strong feelings that the job gets done? Yes. That’s the
type of answer that works best here. Short and positive, showing a
benefit to the organization.

16. If you had enough money to retire right now, would you?
Answer yes if you would. But since you need to work, this is the type
of work you prefer. Do not say yes if you do not mean it.

17. Have you ever been asked to leave a position?
If you have not, say no. If you have, be honest, brief and avoid saying
negative things about the people or organization involved.

18. Explain how you would be an asset to this organization
You should be anxious for this question. It gives you a chance to
highlight your best points as they relate to the position being
discussed. Give a little advance thought to this relationship.

19. Why should we hire you?
Point out how your assets meet what the organization needs. Do not
mention any other candidates to make a comparison.

20. Tell me about a suggestion you have made
Have a good one ready. Be sure and use a suggestion that was accepted
and was then considered successful. One related to the type of work
applied for is a real plus.

21. What irritates you about co-workers?
This is a trap question. Think real hard but fail to come up with
anything that irritates you. A short statement that you seem to get
along with folks is great.

22. What is your greatest strength?
Numerous answers are good, just stay positive. A few good examples:
Your ability to prioritize, Your problem-solving skills, Your ability
to work under pressure, Your ability to focus on projects, Your
professional expertise, Your leadership skills, Your positive attitude

23. Tell me about your dream job.
Stay away from a specific job. You cannot win. If you say the job you
are contending for is it, you strain credibility. If you say another
job is it, you plant the suspicion that you will be dissatisfied with
this position if hired. The best is to stay genetic and say something
like: A job where I love the work, like the people, can contribute and
can’t wait to get to work.

24. Why do you think you would do well at this job?
Give several reasons and include skills, experience and interest.

25. What are you looking for in a job?
See answer # 23

26. What kind of person would you refuse to work with?
Do not be trivial. It would take disloyalty to the organization,
violence or lawbreaking to get you to object. Minor objections will
label you as a whiner.

27. What is more important to you: the money or the work?
Money is always important, but the work is the most important. There is
no better answer.

28. What would your previous supervisor say your strongest point is?
There are numerous good possibilities:
Loyalty, Energy, Positive attitude, Leadership, Team player, Expertise,
Initiative, Patience, Hard work, Creativity, Problem solver

29. Tell me about a problem you had with a supervisor
Biggest trap of all. This is a test to see if you will speak ill of
your boss. If you fall for it and tell about a problem with a former
boss, you may well below the interview right there. Stay positive and
develop a poor memory about any trouble with a supervisor.

30. What has disappointed you about a job?
Don’t get trivial or negative. Safe areas are few but can include:
Not enough of a challenge. You were laid off in a reduction Company did
not win a contract, which would have given you more responsibility.

31. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
You may say that you thrive under certain types of pressure. Give an
example that relates to the type of position applied for.

32. Do your skills match this job or another job more closely?
Probably this one. Do not give fuel to the suspicion that you may want
another job more than this one.

33. What motivates you to do your best on the job?
This is a personal trait that only you can say, but good examples are:
Challenge, Achievement, Recognition

34. Are you willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
This is up to you. Be totally honest.

35. How would you know you were successful on this job?
Several ways are good measures:
You set high standards for yourself and meet them. Your outcomes are a
success.Your boss tell you that you are successful

36. Would you be willing to relocate if required?
You should be clear on this with your family prior to the interview if
you think there is a chance it may come up. Do not say yes just to get
the job if the real answer is no. This can create a lot of problems
later on in your career. Be honest at this point and save yourself
future grief.

37. Are you willing to put the interests of the organization ahead ofyour own?
This is a straight loyalty and dedication question. Do not worry about
the deep ethical and philosophical implications. Just say yes.

38. Describe your management style.
Try to avoid labels. Some of the more common labels, like progressive,
salesman or consensus, can have several meanings or descriptions
depending on which management expert you listen to. The situational
style is safe, because it says you will manage according to the
situation, instead of one size fits all.

39. What have you learned from mistakes on the job?
Here you have to come up with something or you strain credibility. Make
it small, well intentioned mistake with a positive lesson learned. An
example would be working too far ahead of colleagues on a project and
thus throwing coordination off.

40. Do you have any blind spots?
Trick question. If you know about blind spots, they are no longer blind
spots. Do not reveal any personal areas of concern here. Let them do
their own discovery on your bad points. Do not hand it to them.

41. If you were hiring a person for this job, what would you look for?
Be careful to mention traits that are needed and that you have.

42. Do you think you are overqualified for this position?
Regardless of your qualifications, state that you are very well
qualified for the position.

43. How do you propose to compensate for your lack of experience?
First, if you have experience that the interviewer does not know about,
bring that up: Then, point out (if true) that you are a hard working
quick learner.

44. What qualities do you look for in a boss?
Be generic and positive. Safe qualities are knowledgeable, a sense of
humor, fair, loyal to subordinates and holder of high standards. All
bosses think they have these traits.

45. Tell me about a time when you helped resolve a dispute betweenothers.
Pick a specific incident. Concentrate on your problem solving technique
and not the dispute you settled.

46. What position do you prefer on a team working on a project?
Be honest. If you are comfortable in different roles, point that out.

47. Describe your work ethic.
Emphasize benefits to the organization. Things like, determination to
get the job done and work hard but enjoy your work are good.

48. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
Be sure that you refer to something that was beyond your control. Show
acceptance and no negative feelings.

49. Tell me about the most fun you have had on the job.
Talk about having fun by accomplishing something for the organization.

50. Do you have any questions for me?
Always have some questions prepared. Questions prepared where you will be an asset to the organization are good. How soon will I be able to be productive? and What type of projects will I be able to assist on? are
examples.

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Tips penjagaan mata utk kita yg mengadap PC

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1. Pilihlah monitor yang berbentuk LCD/plasma sbb monitor ini dipercaya lebih baik daripada monitor model lama.

2. Jagalah jarak mata anda dengan monitor komputer. Jarak paling ideal antara mata dan monitor adalah 30 cm.

3. Adjust monitor sejajar dengan mata, jangan terlalu rendah dan jangan terlalu tinggi. Adjust sehingga kita rasa selesa dengan posisi antara kepala (mata) dan monitor.

4. Adjust warna pada monitor sehingga sedap dipandang mata, tidak terlalu terang sbb ini menyebabkan mata menjadi silau. Juga jangan terlalu gelap sbb akan menyebabkan mata bekerja terlalu keras sehingga membuat mata menjadi cepat kering.

5. Adjust screen refresh rate menjadi 75 htz..caranya jika anda pakai windows XP klik kanan pada desktop-properties-setting-advanced-monitor-lihat kolum screen refresh rate, atur menjadi 75 htz.

6. Selalulah kedipkan mata, sbb dengan mengedipkannya, mata akan merangsang kelenjar air mata untuk mengeluarkan air mata yang berfungsi membuat mata menjadi lembab. Jika perlu, mata yang kering dititiskan ubat (eyemo?) untuk membuatkan mata selalu dalam keadaan lembab.

7. Boleh gunakan cermin mata khas utk pengguna komputer (works like computer filters)

8. Perhatikan cahaya di sekitar ruangan tempat menggunakan komputer. Usahakan ruangan yg cukup cahaya. Elakkan menggunakan komputer di ruangan yang gelap (tidak cukup cahaya).

9. Setelah penggunaan komputer dalam jangka waktu yang lama, istirahatkan mata minima 15 minit. Jenguk2 mata ke tempat lain (daripada monitor) untuk menyegarkan mata. Usahakan untuk melihat objek yang berwarna hijau seperti daun/pokok. Menurut para pengkaji, warna hijau mampu membuat mata kembali segar.

10. Perbanyakkan makanan yang mengandungi vitamin A (sayuran hijau) atau yg mengandungi beta-carotine (from veggie/fruits yg berwarna kuning) krn bagus utk mata. . Sila rujuk doktor mata jika terdapat gangguan pada mata.

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Blue Movie [18SX]

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New Speed Limit Device

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THE RED SAGA

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Azrinaz Mazhar Hakim

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Si ComeL

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Animal eyes

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Tie Problem Solved!!

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Ascot

BOW TIE

Cross Knot

Four In Hand

Half - Windsor

Windsor

Prince Albert

Small Knot

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CAR FACTORY

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Proses Kad Kahwin Ning Baizura

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DATIN SERI HAJJAH CT

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Redbox in Pavilion

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Dear all,

Please send this message to all your dear friends and prevent the embarrassing situation from happening.

I went to Redbox in Pavilion for a happy karaoke session with my dearest girlfriends. It was a happy occasion as we were celebrating 2 birthdays, 1 good news, Christmas and new year! So it was supposed to be a happy happy happy occasion. But this happy occasion turned out to be a sad and embarrassing occasion. What happened was, one of my girlfriend went to the toilet and came back yelling! She sounded like she has seen a ghost! Indeed, she saw something terrible! The toilet reflects images on their shiny black floor! She witnessed what the girl in the toilet was doing.... Use your imagination... what we all normally do when we're in the toilet and sitting on the toilet bowl. She can see every details...from the colour of her blouse to her skirt to the pattern of her underwear.... Also not to mention... whatever she was doing inside... can be seen .... by everyone that walks pass the toilet.. there is no outside door... just beads curtain covering the
entrance to the toilet...

Then we make a huge complaint to the management... believe me... it was a huge and big complaint... not to mention serious and embarrassing as well. The lady supervisor told us that she didn't even know about this situation and that she has been using the toilet herself for many times.( this is not possible as it is a very obvious mistake) She was also trying to make excuses for the situation. Later, a guy whom we assumed is the manager came to our room and here's the conversation;

Manager (M); I'm so sorry about what happened. We have asked the designer to re-design the toilet but he has not came back with the design. So we also tried to put beads curtain and cloth but it fell down. It is something that we cannot do anything about. I'm so sorry it happened.

Us (U) ; Well, if you already know about this then why not close the toilet and not allow anyone to use it????? Then this embarrassing situation will not have happen!! What we do inside the toilet is very very very personal and I cannot emphasize on how PERSONAL it is, u know??? And now it is seen by...who knows who has walked pass the toilet while we were inside!!!! GAWD!!

(M); Yes yes....We tried to put a mat on the floor but the mat smelled of wee wee all the time, so we had to remove it. Don't worry, we have cameras and I can assure you that nothing has happen! I cannot change what had happened, why don't I buy u ladies a round of drinks? Beers? Soft drinks?

(U); *silence* (we cannot believe he's trying to buy us drinks to keep our mouth shut! And CAMERA?? Those people who seen something would have just looked....enjoyed....and now at home having wild imaginations!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously he's now trying to hide their asses!!)

(U); We know you cannot change the situation but at least u can do something about it now. Lock the toilet and don't let anyone else use it!

(M); yeah, we will try to do something about it. Beers? Soft drinks?


Half an hour later, our drinks arrived. One hour later, we found another poor victim using the toilet.


So please let all your friends know about this and prevent them from going to this place.


*There's 2 photos attached which shows the toilet. See how obvious the reflection of the toilet bowl is from the outside? I took the photos from the walkway...**

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Toilet Attendant & Mat Salleh

Monday, January 7, 2008 0 comments

One day, a Mat Salleh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. After he had found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.

When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok"). The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady still insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in
Malay),but the Mat Salleh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes! Now!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Mat Salleh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her.

The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Mat Salleh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck it. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Mat Salleh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Mat Salleh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The mat Salleh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."

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